&CoW fAmiLy

I had an affiar. i swear i did.

2008-10-09T12:24:00.001+08:00

The doorbell rings in the middle of the night, and the wife gets up to see who it is. She comes back to bed and the husband says, "Who was that?"

The wife says, "Oh, it was some woman." The husband is freaked out. He says, "Well, uh, what did she want?"

The wife says, "She wanted to know if the coast was clear!" The husband is really nervous now. He says, "Well, what did you tell her?"

The wife says, "I told her the coast is a hundred miles from here; how in the heck do I know if it's clear or not?"

shopping looooot

2008-08-11T22:01:00.012+08:00

hello!

today, nipple, pee pee, mensus and yushan went shopping! we asked all da other cows but dey either didnt want to come *ahem ahem* or couldnt come. so sad. but the shopping trip could not be stopped due to something like that so we shopped and bought stuff and spent money and walked and burned calories and ate food and put back on the calories :) nyway here's our looooot, make a guess who bought what and the answers will b revealed soooon! (we bought more stuff but we took out all the things with our names innit so go figure!)

PS: all are COWS!

suspect 1

suspect 2

suspect 3

ok now everyone has uploaded da loots after so looooong!) so pls make your guess on who bought what and please be quick because we wanna wear our earrings!

Suspect 1 -

Nipple : % | @
Pee Pee :
Mensus :

Suspect 2 -

Nipple :
Pee Pee : % | @+
Mensus :

Suspect 3 -

Nipple :
Pee Pee :
Mensus :

* - G-string
@ - Boobie
$ - Rectum
^ - Cum
% - PooPoo

PSS: none of the earrings above have been worn by the suspects to school yet

2008-08-03T16:09:00.001+08:00

I LIKE THIS :)

no, not really.

There is a child molester and a young boy walking through a deep remote forest. After a while the boy gets very cold and frightened so he says, "Mister i'm scared and cold, please let me go",the child molester cries out, "You think your scared I have to walk home alone!"

*nipple

CumCow

2008-07-29T01:00:00.003+08:00

YAY!

mission to make cuncow create a blog was successful! (:

credits: ME (: *nipple

and isabel is still trying to make peepeecow make one?

actl i not sure.

hahas, but i know i damn successful =]

okok zi4 kua1 time over.

cumcow play neopets abit only.

so sadded.

i have to zi4 kua1 agn,

hahahas.

cuz it's bacause of me she play!!!

nolahnolah jkjk!!

i wanna watch batman!! darknight!!!

my sis also.

maybe watch tgt?

or should watch with cumcow... ?

*nipple

2008-06-27T22:11:00.001+08:00

OPEARTION CRASH MOODLE

Huge Success!

Thanks to all seniors and juniors and of course,

US(:

Cows-In-Actions

long time no post post

2008-06-22T17:29:00.006+08:00

heyyyy

long time no post.....well now im posting but then i hve nth to post about.....i was forced to post by a certain......nipple u see....

nyway since i have absolutely nth to post abt, i shall upload some pix of our friendship necklaces. sry we onli bought 3 pairs...as for the 2 ppl who do not lyk da necklaces/do not get it, u 2 can choose and buy them ourselves ok? hehe nyway 3 pairs chosen by poo poo, nipple and me, take a look and choose which one u want k? pls try not to pair-pair-u-me take dis but juz take what u want and dont mind who chooses ur other piar k? coz we bought for da cow family, nt for 3 pairs of ppl. (okay im nt really making sense but nvm!! (:(:(:

chosen by poo poo! :)

chosen by me! =] (reserved by me n nipple)

chosen by nipple! XD

okay so take a look n get ready to snatch it when u see it in sch!=)

P.S its nt free

P.S.S u gotta pay half of it, da other cow pays da other half

P.S.S.S relax definetely no more than $9 per person

P.S.S.S.S pay to me!

P.S.S.S.S.S $$$$$$$!!! <3!!!

P.S.S.S.S.S.S sch starts tmr! *heart shatters into a trinominally infinite smithereens* :'(

P.S.S.S.S.S.S.S AHHHHHHHH!!!!!! unfinished hmk!!!!!!

xoxo

`Pee Pee Cow

COW LABEL! (:

2008-06-05T18:42:00.002+08:00

OMG I LOVEEEEEEE THIS! (:

dun you just loveee my work? YAY~!

&&dun forget to view&taggg at MyBlog~!

>.<

*nipnip(:

SICKLIE STORIES FOR THE SIKLIE COWS xD

2008-05-31T14:06:00.004+08:00

Sex Education
A teenage girl comes home from school and asks her mother.
"Is it true what Rita just told me? Babies come out of the same place where boys put their penises?"
"Yes, dear," replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and she wouldn't have to explain it to her daughter.
"But then when I have a baby," the teenager pondered, "won't it knock all my teeth out?"

moral of the story:
it teaches you where to put it when doing it xD

Two Sweethearts
There were two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in high school and were both virgins and enjoyed losing their virginity with each other in 10th grade.When they graduated, they wanted to both go to the same college but the girl was accepted to a college on the east coast, and the guy went to the west coast.
They agreed to be faithful to each other and spend anytime they could together.As time went on, the guy would call the girl but she was never home and when he wrote, she would take weeks to return any letters.Even when he e-mailed her, she took days to return his messages.Finally, she confessed to him that she wanted to date around.
He didn't take this very well and increased his calls and letters and e-mails trying to win back her love. Because she became annoyed, and now had a new boyfriend, she wanted to get him off her back.
So what she did was this: She took a polaroid picture of her sucking her new boyfriend's unmentionables and sent it to her old boyfriend with a note reading, "I found a new boyfriend, leave me alone."
Well needless to say, this guy was heartbroken, but even more so, he was pissed.So what he did next was awesome: He wrote on the back of the photo the following: "Dear Mom and Dad, having a great time at college, please send more money!" and then mailed the picture to her parents.

moral of the story:
gals - always know yr bf's [ or ex-bfs' ] home address
boiz - always know yr gf's [or ex-gfs' ] home address
{{ and boiz SHOULDN'T be reading this btw }}

Nude Beach
Two parents take their son on a vacation and go to a nude beach.
The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in the water.
The son comes running up to his mom and says, "Mommy, I saw ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!"
The mom says, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are."
So he goes back to play.
Several minutes later he comes running back and says, "Mommy, I saw men with dingers a lot bigger than Daddy's!"
The mom says, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are."
So he goes back to play.
Several minutes later he comes running back and says, "Mommy, I just saw Daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw and the more and more he talked, the dumber and dumber he got!"

moral of the story:
send yr child to be a spy, always works! xD

Presents!
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two extra things left in his bag of creations. So, he decided to split them between Adam and Eve.
He told the couple that one of the things he had to give away was the ability to stand up while urinating. "It's a very handy thing," God told the couple, who he found under an apple tree. "I was wondering if either one of you wanted the ability".
Adam jumped up and blurted, "Oh, give that to me! I'd love to! Please, oh please, oh please, let me have that ability. It'd be so great! When I'm out working in the garden or naming the animals, I could just stand there and let it fly! It'd be so cool, I could write my name in the sand. Oh, please God, let it be me who you give that gift to, let me stand and pee, oh please!!"
On and on he went, like an excited little boy who..., well,...had to pee. Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted that so badly, that he should have it. It seemed to be the sort of thing that would make him happy, and she really wouldn't mind if Adam were the one given this ability.
And so, Adam was given the ability to control the direction of his micturation while in a vertical position. He was so happy, he celebrated by wetting down the bark on the tree nearest him, laughing with delight all the while. And it was good.
"Fine," God said, looking back into his bag of leftover gifts, "What's left in here?"
"Oh yes," he said, "Multiple orgasms..."

moral of the story:
erm... guys are too ... greedy...?
O.o wakaka >.<

SANDWICHES anyone....?
A senior guy invited his girlfriend over because his parents were gone for the weekend, so his girlfreind arrived at his house they went to the bedroom and he forgot his younger brother was sleeping on the botttom bed so him and his girlfriend went on the top bed and they started talking and then things get heated up so he said scream TOMATOES if you want it harder and scream LETTUCE if you want a different position so she was screaming LETTUCE, TOMATO, LETTUCE, TOMATO, then she said stop pull it out becuase I cant get pregnant then the little brother woke up and said "will you guys please stop making sandwiches"....

moral of the story:
always check under yr bed...
>for bed bugs
>for used condoms
>for yr parents webcam
>for yr younger/elder siblings
before you fo ANY thing else
=D

WHY RACERS HATE DOING IT
Q: Whats the speed limit of sex?
A: 68 because at 69 you have to turn around!!

moral of the story:
yr bf/gf muz never EVER be a race car driver! xD
unless if........ =/

BEGINNING OF "IT"... and hwo it all began...
In the garden of Eden,
As everyone Knows,
Lives Adam and Eve,
Without any clothes.

In this garden,
Were two little leaves,
One covered Adam's,
One covered Eve's.

Nevertheless to say,
The wind came along,
And blew the leaves away.

At the sight,
Adam did stare,
There was Eve's treasure,
All covered with hair.

And wonder came,
Under Eve's eyes,
As Adam's thing,
Started to rise.

They found a spot,
That suited them best,
A nice big tree,
Where they began to rest.

Her legs spread wider,
And wider apart,
While thrill after thrill,
Came into her heart.

The head of Adam's thing,
Peeked into the hole,
And filled her with passion,
Beyond her control.

His thing did slide,
And Eve's treasure,
Was all wet inside.

The joy was good,
She wouldn't let loose,
Until Adam's thing,
Was all out of juice.

moral of the story:
this is the best-est poem to teach yr child ALL about doing it.
and also to tame yr partner larh...
dun over do it hrx..
dry le muz remove!
or else very the pain de...
I TINK. xD

MORAL OF THE STORY:
NEVER LET ME POST ANYTHING FOR YOU.
IT'LL TURN SOOOO SICKLIE...
XD

A Miracle.

2008-05-22T22:43:00.003+08:00

This picture is taken by a skilled photographer called the wangiest wangie wang. Click to enlarge pleaseeee.

OPTION FORM! :D

2008-05-22T19:25:00.005+08:00

Instructions:
1. Go to our blogger and click edit post on "OPTION FORM! :D"
2. State your choice beside your name
3. then click publish post :P

Q. What material do we cows want for our cow tee?
A)Dry Fit
B)Cotton
C)Jersey
D)Others (please state)

BOOBIEcow: Cotton
CUMcow: Cow skin
G-STRINGcow:
MENSEScow:
NIPPLEcow: Cotton
PEEPEEcow:
POOPOOcow:
RECTUMcow:

COW TEE :D

2008-05-22T19:16:00.003+08:00

HELLO :D
since we've decided to make a cow tee for ourselves, it better be good rite? we so DO NOT one to waste our precious time & money on some lousy piece of cow shit, SOOO, we must all compromise and come up wif a nice decision okayy! ^^

okay, so let's first start wif the material:

Dry Fit, Cotton, Jersey, Others(please state)
okay, you guys HAVE to choose, and if you have any other suggestions, just say it ! (:
sooo, i want you guys to post your options on the 'form' (which is the next post) and choose your option okay!

We're going to make it during June Holidays then we can start wearing it right after that, okay? :D

ily cows! (♥)

♥BOOBIEcow

2008-05-19T18:54:00.000+08:00

heyo darlings :D
BOOBIEcow talking here!
rest well after the camp okay?
dun fall sick like me.....
anyways, ily dearies loads! <3
buhbye!
-smooch-

BIZlab

2008-04-26T20:04:00.002+08:00

HALO((:
was bizlab fun guys..
hahas srry i left early 0.o

xoxo frm mi to ya <3
*nipple

Jokes xD

2008-04-24T16:40:00.003+08:00

some smart jokes. see if u understand(:
I rang the doorbell didn't I?

A rich, lonely widow decided that she needed another man in her life, so she placed a personal ad that read:
RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE WITH THE FOLLOWING QUALIFICATIONS:
1. WON’T BEAT ME UP2. WON’T RUN AWAY3. HAS TO BE GREAT IN BED
For several months, her phone rang off the hook, her doorbell was ringing constantly, she received tons of mail… all to no avail. None of the men seemed to meet her qualifications.
Then one day the doorbell rang yet again. She opened the door to find a man, with no arms and no legs, lying on the welcome mat. Perplexed, she asked, “Who are you and what do you want?”
“Hi,” said the man “Your search is over, for I am the man of your dreams. I’ve got no arms, so I can’t beat you up and I’ve got no legs, so I can’t run away.”
The old woman asked, “What makes you think you’re so great in bed?”
To which he replied, “I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?”

Animal Husbandry

A farmer and his wife were lying in bed one evening; she was knitting, he was reading the latest issue of Animal Husbandry. He looks up from the page and says to her, “Did you know that humans are the only species in which the female achieves orgasm?”
She looks at him wistfully, smiles, and replies, “Oh yeah? Why don’t you prove it.”
He frowns for a moment, then he gets up and walks out, leaving his wife with a confused look on her face.
About a half an hour later, he returns all tired and sweaty and proclaims, “Well I’m pretty sure the cow and sheep didn’t, but the way that pig’s always squealing, how can you tell?”

Think on your feet

A man walked into the produce section of his local supermarket and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce. The man was insistent that the boy ask his manager about the matter.
Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager, “Some asshole wants to buy a half a head of lettuce.”
As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him, so he quickly added, “and this gentleman kindly offered to buy the other half.”
The manager approved the deal and the man went on his way. Later the manager found the boy and said, “I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from, son?”
“Montreal, Canada, sir,” the boy replied.
“Well, why did you leave Montreal,” the manager asked.
The boy said, “Well sir, there’s nothing but whores and hockey players up there.”
“Really!” said the manager. “My wife is from Montreal!”
The boy replied, “No kidding???? What position did she play?”

A car crash (or i would prefer a drink to our love)
It was a really dark night when two drivers of the opposite sex collided their vehicles into each other. It was disastrous. Amazingly, both drivers escaped the rubble unscathed.
“Say…” the woman starts “it’s gotta be fate that’s brought us together like this eh? If not we wouldn’t have survived this accident.”
“Maybe we’re really meant to be together!” The man agrees almost immediately after looking at how beautiful the woman is.
“Wow look, I’ve still got a bottle of wine in my car and it’s not broken, Let’s drink to our love!” the woman exclaims.
Without a moment of hesitation, the man grabs the bottle and swallows half of it. “Here, your turn” says the man.
“No thanks” the woman replies “I think I’ll wait for the cops…”

You have all the equipment

A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn while the wife preferred to read. One morning the husband returned after several hours of fishing and decided to take a short nap. The wife decided to take the boat out. She was not familiar with the lake so she rowed out, anchored the boat, and started reading her book. Along comes the sheriff in his boat, pulls up alongside and says,
“Good morning, Ma’am. What are you doing?”
“Reading my book,” she replies
“You’re in a restricted fishing area,” he informs her.
“But, Officer, I’m not fishing. Can’t you see that?”
“But you have all this equipment, Ma’am. I’ll have to take you in and write you up.”
“If you do that I will charge you with rape,” snaps the irate woman.
“I didn’t even touch you,” grouses the sheriff.
“Yes, that’s true … but you have all the equipment …”

Learn Chinese in 5 minutes(sure can!)

English phrase Chinese Interpretation
Are you harboring a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding?
See me A.S.A.P. Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man Dum Gai
Small Horse Tai Ni Po Ni
Did you go to the beach? Wai Yu So Tan?
I bumped into a coffee table Ai Bang Mai Ni
I think you need a facelift Chin Tu Fat
It’s very dark in here Wai So Dim?
Has your flight been delayed? Hao Long Wei Ting?
That was an unauthorized execution Lin Ching
I thought you were on a diet Wai Yu Mun Ching?
This is a tow away zone No Pah King
Do you know the lyrics to “Macarena”? Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?
You are not very bright Yu So Dum
I got this for free Ai No Pei
I am not guilty Wai Hang Mi?
Please, stay a while longer Wai Go Nao?
Our meeting was for next week Wai Yu Kum Nao
They have arrived Hia Dei Kum
Stay out of sight Lei Lo
He’s cleaning his automobile Wa Shing Ka
Your body odor is offensive Yu stin ki pu

Lawyers are greedy(admirable)

A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely.

When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.

“Officer, look what they’ve done to my Beeeeemer!!!”, he whined.

“You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!”, retorted the officer. “You’re so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn’t even notice that your left arm was ripped off!”

“Oh no!”, replied the lawyer, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was.

“Where’s my Rolex???!!!”

understand?

xoxo

`Pee Pee Cow & Boobie Cow :D

Jokes :D

2008-04-22T19:10:00.003+08:00

Hey cows! Ha! I'm posting again(: Here are some jokes for you to distress! xD [thou' some are very the lame]

I Go Down In Flames

Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It’s a beautiful day and love is in the air.
Marie leans over to Pierre and says: ‘Pierre, kiss me!’ Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie’s lips.
‘What are you doing, Pierre?’, says the startled Marie.
‘I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I like to have red wine!
She smiles and they start kissing. When things began to heat up a little, Marie says, ‘Pierre, kiss me lower.’
Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and starts pouring it all over her breasts.
‘Pierre! What are you doing?’, asks the bewildered Marie.
‘I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I like to have white wine!’
They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up.
Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, ‘Pierre, kiss me lower!’
Our hero rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her lap. He then strikes a match and lights it on fire.
Marie shrieks and dives into the river. Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms upwards and screams furiously, ‘PIERRE, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING?’
Our hero stands up, defiantly, and says, ‘I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I go down, I go down in flames!’

I Thought We Were Pretty Good Friends

One day, a large group of people is waiting for the bus at a local Greyhound station. At the front of the line is a very attractive woman dressed in a black business vest, white blouse, leather miniskirt, and high heels.
As the bus pulls up and opens the door, she goes to board it, but finds that her skirt is too tight for her to raise her leg to the required height. Looking around and thinking quickly, she reaches behind her and undoes the zipper on the back of her skirt a little and then tries again.
Again, she finds that she cannot manage the step, so once more she reaches behind her and unzips her skirt a little more. With a smile, she looks at the bus driver and tries to board again. She finds that she still can’t step that high and so with exasperation and a sigh she unzips her skirt the rest of the way down. To her amazement, her leg still will not reach the bottom step.
Finally, a very large Texan behind her gently grabs her by the waist, lifts her up, and places her on the bus.
The woman turns to the Texan furious and says, “Who do you think you are to touch my body in that way? I don’t even know you!”
The Texan looks at her and replies, “Well, ma’am, after you unzipped my fly I thought we were pretty good friends.”

Studying

A beautiful female college student has an exam the next day. Knowing that she will fail, she went to her professor’s office.
“Professor, I would do anything to pass this exam,” she said, “Anything you want.”
Upon saying this, she looked at the professor seductively and starts unbuttoning the first button of her shirt.
“Anything?”, the professor asked.
“Yes, ANYTHING!” was her reply.
She then unbutton-ed the second button of her shirt.
“Well…”, the professor muttered.
She flipped her hair back and unbutton-ed her third button.
The professor whispers, “Really anything?”
She smiles seductively, “Yes, anything you want…any…thing..*pant* *pant*”
The professor gazed into her eyes and whispered, “Would you…..study?”

done! 3 for today :D

2008-04-16T19:29:00.002+08:00

Hey sexy cows! :D
Boobie cow talking here. Long time since i posted yeah? Hahars. jiayou for science test tmr okayy my darlings? :D

lotsa love;
&BOOBIE COW

2008-04-15T18:32:00.003+08:00

aye yo cows.
i emailed the person who knows the passcode thing liao,
but she say it doesn't work in IE anymore.
so jus remained signed in on yr com to view the blog more conveniently k?
TY!

*smiles*
[[ \\ .. smile and forget yr frens, but rmb those cows .. // ]]

xoxo frm mi to ya x33
*sijiazhao(:

unwanted periodically time-challenged homosapiens

2008-04-14T21:11:00.003+08:00

heyys!

this blog is really dead...revive it n post post post!! its kinda 麻烦to onli be able to read the blog after signing in yes? so we gotta go find dat passwordy thing to prevent unwanted and periodically time-challenged random animals or homosapiens, whoever, to view it.

nows da crazy test period w/ 3 test per weeks we hve no time to hve fun :(. im gonna die. im hardly studying. see dis is evidence of my slackness. nyone wanna die w/ me? hehehe.

cya toodles.

xoxo
`Pee Pee Cow

2008-03-28T23:38:00.006+08:00

COWS!!! attention!

[[tagg at my blogg(:]]

hehehs, ohya and some pics fo you guys luhhx.

not funni de, juz random pics.yea, really random(: *nipple is random^^ all the cow names(:

all the cow names, and the person's name

COWS

person's name, and surname/nickname

person's name and surname/nickname

xoxo frm mi to ya x33

`sijiazhao*

SORRY! ><

2008-03-28T16:02:00.002+08:00

SORRY!

a bigggggg sorry to those who finds it very difficult to make it to read this blogpost, but YOU MADE IT! CONGRATSSS!~

and feel srry for those who too lazy to view also, SAD SAD. cuz there'll be more SICK jokes coming!!! to relieve yr stress of exams, not yr BIGG BUSINESS^^

wakakaka ><

*nipple

2008-03-27T19:50:00.001+08:00

YO COWS!!! :D
hahaha. Here to post again!!!(:
I love you guys sooo much! Cos' you guys are all so special & cuteee!^^
hahars. LSP was BORINGGG today, no?
Can't wait to see the group doing Milk present their skittt! :D
ahahaha!

XOXO
ISABEL♥

2008-03-22T00:11:00.002+08:00

OMG THESE ARE TREMENDOUSLY SICK!!!!! [[well, actl not really... but i find them funni^^]]

"i was almost married"

An oldie but a goodie. It works better when you hear it rather than read it

These two guys meet after not having seen each other for many many years. First guy asks the second guy,

“How have things been going?”

The second guy speaking very slowly tells the first guy,

“I w..a..s a..l..m..o..s..t m..a..r..r..i..e..d.”

[I was almost married.]

The first guy says in amazement, “Hey; you don’t stutter any more.”

The answer comes, ” Y..e..s, I w..e..n..t t..o a d..o..c..t..o..r a..n..d h..e t..o..l..d m..e t..h..a..t i..f I s..p..e..a..k s..l..o..w..l..y I w..i..l..l n..o..t s..t..u..t..t..e..r.”

[Yes, I went to a doctor and he told me that if I speak slowly I will not stutter.]

The first friend congratulates him and than asks again about how he was almost married.

“W..e..l..l, m..y f..i..a..n..c..e..e a..n..d I w..e..r..e s..i..t..t..i..n..g o..n h..e..r p..o..r..c..h a..n..d t..h..e d..o..g w..a..s s..c..r..a..t..c..h..i..n..g h..i..s b..a..c..k a..n..d I t..o..l..d h..e..r t..h..a..t w..h..e..n w..e a..r..e m..a..r..r..i..e..d, s..h..e c..o u l d d..o t..h..a..t f..o..r m..e a..n..d s..h..e t..h..r..e..w t..h..e r..i..n..g i..n m..y f..a..c..e..”

[Well, my fiance and I were sitting on her porch and the dog was scratching his back and I told her that when we are married, she could do that for me and she threw the ring in my face.]

“Why should she throw the ring in your face for that?” asks the first friend.

” W..e..l..l, I s..p..e..a..k s..o s..l..o..w..l..y, t..h..a..t b..y t..h..e t..i..m..e s..h..e l..o..o..k..e..d a..t t..h..e d..o..g, h..e w..a..s l..i..c..k..i..n..g h..i..s b..a..l..l..s”

[Well, I speak so slowly, that by the time she looked at the dog, he was licking his balls.]

`VIBRATOR CRAZYYY-

One day, a little old lady walked into a sex shop. The young clerk couldn’t help but notice her, first, because she reminded
him of his dear old grandmother, and second because she was twitching violently and trembling, even more than his grandmother did.

“Young m-m-m-man?” she stammered to the clerk, “Do you sell v- v-vibrators here?”

“Yes ma’am, we do,” he replied, a little embarrassed.

“B-b-b-big fl-fl-fluorescent oh-oh-orange ones?” asked the old lady.

“Yes ma’am, we have some like that.”

“The t-t-type about s-s-s-sixteen inches l-l-l-l-long?”

“Yes ma’am, we’ve got just about any size you’d want,” said the young clerk.

“The k-k-kind that t-t-t-t-takes eight D-D-D Cell b-b-b-b-batteries?”

“Yes ma’am we carry some like that.”

“Well, c-could you t-t-t-tell me how the h-h-hell you turn it off?”

"I FIRED MY SECRETARY!!"

Two weeks ago, was my forty-fifth birthday, and I wasn’t feeling too hot that morning anyway. I went into breakfast, knowing my wife would be pleasant and say Happy Birthday and probably have a present for me.

She didn’t even say Good Morning, let alone any Happy Birthday. I said, well, that’s wives for you. The children will remember. The children came into breakfast and didn’t say a word.

When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, “Good Morning, Boss, Happy Birthday.” And I felt a little better; someone had remembered.

I worked until noon. About noon Janet knocked on my door and said, “You know it’s such a beautiful day outside and it’s your birthday, let’s go to lunch, just you and me.”

I said, “By George, that’s the greatest thing I’ve heard all day. Let’s go.”

We went to lunch. We didn’t go where we normally go; we went out into the country to a little private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.

On the way back to the office, she said, “You know, it’s such a beautiful day. We don’t need to go back to the office. Do we?”

I said, “No, I guess not.”

She said, “Let’s go to my apartment.”

After arriving at her apartment, we had another martini and smoked a cigarette and she said, “Boss, if you don’t mind, I think I’ll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable.”

“Sure,” I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom and in about six minutes, she came out… … carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife and children. All were singing Happy Birthday.

… and there on the couch I sat… … with nothing on but my socks…

…and *that’s* why I fired my secretary.

WHY MEN CANT BE ADVICE COLUMN WRITERS

Dear Walter:

I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn’t gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband’s help. When I got home I couldn’t believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbor lady f#^king like rabbits. I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that he’d been having an affair for the past six months.

I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. I don’t feel I can get through to him anymore.

Can you please help?

Sincerely,
Mrs. Sheila Usk

Dear Sheila:

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the jubilee clips holding the vacuum pipes onto the inlet manifold. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber.

I hope this helps.
Walter

"i work for BUICK?!"

Taking a wee break from the golf circuit, Tiger Woods drives his new Buick Rendezvous into an Irish gas station. An attendant greets him in typical Irish manner, unaware who the golf pro is, “Top o’ the morning to ya”. As Tiger gets out of the car, two tees fall out of his pocket. “So what are those thing my, son?” asks the attendant.

“They’re called tees,” replied Tiger.

“And what would ya be usin ‘em for, now?” inquired the Irishman.

“Well, they’re for resting my balls on when I drive,” replies Tiger.

“Aw, Jaysus, Mary an’ Joseph!” exclaimed the Irish attendant. “Those fellas working for Buick think of everything!”

OMG I LOVEEEEE THIS WEBSITE!!! JOKERHUT RAWKZ!~
[[MANY THANKS TO LUKERO & 2FAST4U]]

xoxo frm mi to ya x33

2008-03-21T23:46:00.002+08:00

SLUT & VIRGIN
which plane are you on?? x]

IS THAT A DOG'S SAUSAGE?!

Two Irish nuns have just arrived in USA by boat and one says to the other, “I hear that the people in this country actually eat dogs.”

“Odd,” her companion replies, “but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do.”

Nodding emphatically, the mother superior points to a hot dog vendor and they both walk towards the cart.

“Two dogs, please,” says one.

The vendor is only too pleased to oblige and he wraps both hot dogs in foil and hands them over the counter. Excited, the nuns hurry over to a bench and begin to unwrap their “dogs.”

The mother superior is first to open hers. She begins to blush and then, staring at it for a moment, leans over to the other nun and whispers cautiously: “What part did you get?”

DRINK BEER xD
it gets you highhhh!~

You HAVE to sing this to get the full effect………..

DO-RAY-ME-BEER by Homer Simpson

DOUGH………the stuff that buys me beer….

RAY…………..the guy who sells me beer…….

ME…………….the guy.. who drinks the beer………..

FAR……………the distance to my beer………….

SO……………..I think I’ll have a beer………

LA………………La, la, la, la, la, la, beer…….

TEA……………no thanks, I drinking beer……….

That will bring us back to…………………DOH!

YEA!~ that's bout all for todae(: i posted this in my blog too^^
hoped ya enjoyed!!

xoxo frm mi to ya x33

2008-03-18T16:21:00.002+08:00

HEYYY(:
why no one posts here de?!

random chicken??
random phoenix - nippleCOW
random elephant - cumCOW
random recorder instrument - brown-button-on-boobzCOW
random swan - miCOW
random duck - fluid-from-erectionCOW

yeah, im uber bored. rmb go my blog taggg worrx.
go boobie'z blog to see, i linked there(:

tyty
x33 nipple ><

BOO!*

2008-03-10T15:48:00.003+08:00

halo(:
got another pic for u guys^^

isnt this nice??
HAHA-
hope ya like it!~ =]

xoxo
*nipple

2008-03-09T19:58:00.000+08:00

we eat porn for breakfast. wanna join?

2008-03-08T23:52:00.005+08:00

and there's more(:

for our miss bimbo

who is submisive and sexy

because A DIRTY MIND IS A WONDERFUL THING

as they think that BABIES BEING BORN TO BE BREASTFED is a completely normal thing

and because BEHIND EVERY GREAT WOMAN IS A MAN CHECKING OUT HER ASS

the "great women" think of stretch marks as PREGNANCY SERVICE STRIPS

and these "great women" SUPPORT THEIR TROOPS, NOT THE PRESIDENT

[president refering to RS grping president-poopoocow]

*nipple

2008-03-08T23:45:00.003+08:00

halo(:

i found this picture on the net^^

hope ya lyk it o.0

ahahahahahah!~

HAHA-

*nipple

2008-03-06T21:37:00.002+08:00

hey... im postin the hols hw below...so cross out on your own personal list when youre done with that particular hw:)

1. math online w/s
2. science project (due end of march)
3. la speech -2minutes on any topic
4. portfolio (anybody noe the website pls tell me... cause i dunno...)
5. chinese test corrections (on another gao zhi then staple together)
6. tingxie corrections
7. 2 私函
8. personal 新闻报道
9. 2 周记
10. 5 剪报 (due 31st march if im not wrong)
11. learn variation online
12. geog project
13. poetry comparison
14. science cover and content page (if you haven done it yet...)

rectum cow...
6/3/08 (dying from the onslaught of homework xD)

CNY

2008-02-07T16:13:00.000+08:00

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!

heyhey have a very happy chinese new year fellow cows and to everyone else reading this blog!

xoxo

`Pee Pee Cow

2007-11-19T15:11:00.000+08:00

Heyhey

Remember to do all da following holiday hmk ok?

1) Math wksht frm e-learn website

2) Learn 成语 81-150 (wahaha)

3) CAP file (****!!!)

4) 野生的叫(or smth lyk dat) book review(smth lyk dat...juz fill in da given paper!)

ok nyway juz putting up smth done by 3 cows!!! actually it was done/written sometime ago but its ok =]

hmm...its a bit blurry and hard 2 read...juz click 2 enlarge. its damn farnie wahahahaha!!! ;D

xoxo
`Pee Pee Cow

2007-11-17T21:08:00.000+08:00

Friends are like bras; close to your heart and there for support!

muz treasure your friends just like treasuring your bra, kay? (:

zz cum cow. -.-

Not really nything...

2007-11-01T18:54:00.000+08:00

Hey hey

i put in some links and changed and edited da profile k? btw i tink we shld put in a how many ppl on9 and feed reader. up 2 u all lar. and pls go in and add more things and POSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOSTPOST!!! tks :)

xoxo

`Pee Pee Cow

#nipple

2007-10-28T23:24:00.001+08:00

i changed the blogskin and put up a tagboard le...
h0pe euu guyz lyk it lorx...
if dun lyk, ... , feel free to changed... who are the cowz ahx actl???
psps... how many are there?

taggg and i'll put yr linkup..
or euu can feel FREE to put it up yrself..
that'll save we lotsa trouble...

ANW, thanxz fer coming to visit.
we h0pe to MOO euu again!

@nipple

I MOO-ED!

2007-10-25T21:26:00.000+08:00

Heya "cows" !
Yupz. I've juz created this cow blog:)))
Do post kaes?
Letz not make this blog dead xD

&Booby Cow